That's the fuckin' point. There were more over here. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! We're not gonna be friends. Jordan Belfort: Alden Kupferberg: All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. Jordan Belfort: Trust me. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Naomi Lapaglia: How about that, faggot? It'll also help your fingers dial faster. Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. Mark Hanna: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Let me tell you something else. I was born too - too early. Patrick Denham: The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Her father is the brother of my mom. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. Jordan Belfort: They're business expenses. Jordan Belfort: I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Mark Hanna: Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. Jordan Belfort: Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. The waves are 20 feet high and building! You cleaning your fishbowl? This is America. I love you. Go ahead and fuck me. What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! Dwayne: Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. Naomi Lapaglia: I keep the rhythm below the belt. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. You called the captain the n-word. But there's a big chance, right? In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Because I want you to come for me, baby. I love you, baby. Oh baby. Your email address will not be published. Yeah, like Buddhists. My name is Jordan Belfort. Oh, Jesus Christ. [to Jordan after the incident] You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Jordan Belfort: There were four right here. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. Huh? Jordan Belfort: Look at yourself! Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Fucked up. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Huh? Sell that. I'm going to hell, Jordan! We call the Verrazano's Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: [voice over] Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Do you jerk off? Jordy, look what you've got here. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Sell me that pen. Movie Info. Not to mention countless dollars. People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Jordan Belfort: So boring. Good. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. And you got the beautiful girls there. Jordan Belfort: If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. I fucking hate you, Jordan! Like, "Run free!" Where were they doing it, sweetheart? I fucked up! [Furious about newspaper article] Twice a day. Hey Paulie, what's up? Right there? Can I have that Danish? A master diver! I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. lastly it's down to the humour. You hear me? Max Belfort: I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. Mark Hanna: Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. Wake up, you piece of shit! If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. Brad: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Shut the fuck up! Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Write your name down on that napkin for me. But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? Jordan Belfort: Just hold on tight. Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Baby, you know you got real anger issues. Captain Ted Beecham: John: Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Jordan Belfort: Those are rookie numbers in this racket. No shit. Your hair looks good. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Naomi Lapaglia: it doesnt exist. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Jordan Belfort: Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Jordan Belfort: I love it. Naomi Lapaglia: You be telephone fucking terrorists! Naomi Lapaglia: Integrity. It's not like that. It had nothing to fucking do with me! Some of these girls, you should see them. Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. Out of respect. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Jordan Belfort: I got you. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. That's why all this confusion. You're a father now, Jordan. Aunt Emma: Nicholas the Butler: Max Belfort: [sigh of relief] Good! Three or four times, maybe five. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Brad: The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. [pauses] Jordan Belfort: It is no matter. Technically, you do work for me. What are you, a fucking owl? We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! You gotta stay relaxed. Donnie Azoff: Good! The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine. I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Jordan Belfort: Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Oh, my God! Is she like, a first cousin? Donnie Azoff: When you do something, you might fail. Does that ring a bell? That's not why I do it. Jordan Belfort: Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? Say hi! It's got no no alcohol. Captain Ted Beecham: Sides? [Approaches the guy] I've already talked to the lawyer. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Well, we don't work for you, man! The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! [offers pen to Chester] Jordan Belfort: I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Are people looting and raping? Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. [checks on Donnie] Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Jordan Belfort: What the fuck is that kid doing? 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Stratton Oakmont. You be ferocious! [raves at Brad] What a greek tragedy! Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Don't do that. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? But no touching. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. Patrick Denham: If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Guinea Gulch. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Not Italy. Who's a faggot? Except for that one time. We can't! Beni fucking hanna!. Required fields are marked *. Champagne. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Jordan Belfort: Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? You think I would let my kids near you? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Get away from the window! picks her up. But it gets even better, baby. Then look no further. Jean Jacques Saurel: It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! It's like lasers. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Is it Wednesday already? Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! It's fucked up. And they're all shaved too. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Jordan Belfort: We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Hey, everybody, listen up! Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! Naomi Lapaglia: Captain Ted Beecham: You have to unlearn all the thoughts that were making you poor and replace them with new thoughts rich thoughts. Jordan Belfort, The easiest way to make money is create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically. Jordan Belfort, Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive. Jordan Belfort, Act as if! You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. Patrick Denham: Rogue wave! Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Babe, why you doing it like that? I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Jordan Belfort: Very British, you know. Chester Ming: Jordan Belfort: You don't love me anymore, huh? I want to make money. I want to. It's a woozie. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Mark Hanna: Okay, let's do it. Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Go on. Jordan Belfort: Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. Power. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: [gets a wire] Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. He's a Boy Scout! And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. The porterhouse from Argentina. She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Jordan Belfort: What do you mean happy for me? Fucking whore. Chantalle: I felt horrible. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Donnie Azoff: So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. He's just warning everybody. Your hair looks good. Naomi Lapaglia: Share the best GIFs now >>> Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. Jordan Belfort: Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. [masturbates to Naomi] I'm constantly asking myself questions. Okay? And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? So, I presume you're Italian. [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Naomi Lapaglia: Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm gonna kill myself. Yeah. Jordan Belfort: Yes, I think it's true. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Jordan Belfort: Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! I know, but I don't drink, remember? Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Theyre called telephones. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Right? That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. Donnie! Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Donnie Azoff: Mmm, baby. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Fuck you! Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? I can't untie you! I want a divorce. The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Donnie Azoff: You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Mark Hanna: Max Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about? Go to a trading floor on Wall street. You can sell anything? Who? Twenty fucking years! Regal Where's my kiss? Coming Soon. My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Did you? Gotta pump those numbers up. There is no such thing as bad publicity. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Hold on baby. Who's Venice? Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? [peeing on his subpoena] All right, get the fuck off my boat. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. What the fuck is going on out here? I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. Jordan Belfort: Jean? And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
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